Random Updates...

> A couple of these doozies appear to have an
> air of truth.... 1. marthastewart.com The
> popular woman's site is adding a hotlink to
> URC under the title "What I do when I
> let my hair down." 2. Werner Stengle
> and Togo merge. Their new slogan is: When
> nothing less than a well engineered
> submarine sandwhich will do. 3. Brain
> damage? In the weirdest one of the new
> month; It is reported that otherwise normal
> law abiding citizens are, for no apparent
> reason, tilting at the waist, raising their
> hands and yelling at the top of their lungs
> on commuter trains around the country. When
> questioned on their odd behavoir they mumble
> jibberish about NAPHA polls, OTSR, single
> train operation and greasy food. All of the
> above have been linked to Amusement parks by
> various non scientific studies. Only one
> cure has been found, a triple shot on the
> Windjammer. The article ends by speculating
> that Windjammer will indeed by relocating to
> the Mao Clinic late spring 2000. 4. The
> Dick Clark of Coasters, your out of here!
> One anonomous poster on URC reports
> comparing a coaster to Dick Clark in a
> particulary viscious post. It was promptly
> viewed as obscene by the moderator's
> software. As a just reward he was banned
> from the site for life. Poster promises to
> substitute the words "Fabio Goose"
> for Dick Clark and is rewarded with a new
> lease on life. 5. Fire Mountain project
> replaced by a B&M Dive machine. For what
> its worth a #5 sounds like a bunch of BS:)