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Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!!

WildOne
Posted: 5/13/04 at 8:00:40 PM
Views: 3614

I know that some of you may occasionally read Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors. I'll admit that in the past I have as well, but not anymore. It's one thing to insult other losers, but when they start dragging my good name through the mud, I draw the line. I am asking everyone to boycott the hateful, vindictive bottomholes that run this atrocious website. No longer will we sit idly by while they tarnish the reputation of reputible coaster enthusiasts everywhere. The boycott involves not visiting the website, not buying any of their merchandise, and not communicating with those who do. These guys obviously are not Wild Ones, because they don't know the least thing about the "3 C's" of the code. So, if you stand for truth, honesty, integrity, peace, kindness, and the American Way, join with me in this boycott of the most foul, hideous website to come out since the Paris Hilton video. Who's with me?!!!!!

Aaron

P.S. If I find out who leaked this information to ARnR, I'm going to Moosh them something fierce.

Northwest Theme Park Guide

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/13/04 8:09:41 PM

I almost forgot. These guys need to learn how to spell too. It's "REVEREND" with 3 "E's". Not "REVERAND" with an "A". Stupidheads!!!

Aaron

Northwest Theme Park Guide

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/13/04 9:10:35 PM

I'M WITH YOU!

No "ARnR" T-SHIRT for ME!!

My "ASTROLAND" shirt WILL REMAIN the FIRST SHIRT in my
systematically ALPHABETIZED t-shirt DRAWERS!!!!

As for those who fraternize with ARnR... well...

Al... (and Moosh)

I'm sorry.

We're not friends anymore

-The Rev

(sworn to the code)

I GOT CLUBBED - Wild Ones Coaster Club

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by MABrider MABrider Profile at 5/13/04 10:31:32 PM

Well, it's no skin off their noses, Aaron.
I was just thinking they have nothing to lose, and then I see they posted exactly that!
Except I wasn't thinking of money.

Anyway, I enjoy boycotts that are reliable!

Mike B.

Boycott? Hell, How bout a holy war? by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/13/04 10:36:48 PM

Those Crackheads over at ARnR have deficated on me for the last time.

I think its time to dish our some abuse (Pictures allowed)

It's time to stop this terrorism once and for all!

:)
Chuck

Re: Boycott? Hell, How bout a holy war? by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/13/04 11:05:41 PM

> Those Crackheads over at ARnR have deficated on
> me for the last time.

> I think its time to dish our some abuse (Pictures
> allowed)

> It's time to stop this terrorism once and for
> all!

> :)
> Chuck
>
Chuck your repeating yourself. Is this to emphasize your digust with that site, or was this because you had a 2 martini lunch? LOL. Lunch is important you know, but you have to watch that 2 martini lunch especially if they are chocolate martinis made by Dawn.

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by LONNOL at 5/13/04 11:11:27 PM

All I ask is that we turn away from the scat talk. It seems that some of you may be into Hot Lunches (or even Cleveland Steamers) and that's fine. But there's really no need to share your urge to be a fecalfeliac here...

Adam User Submitted Picture

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CP_Fan_in_Texas CP_Fan_in_Texas Profile at 5/13/04 11:24:28 PM

> All I ask is that we turn away from the scat
> talk. It seems that some of you may be into Hot
> Lunches (or even Cleveland Steamers) and that's
> fine. But there's really no need to share your
> urge to be a fecalfeliac here...

> Adam

TMI.......

lol

My Coaster Photos

Can't Anybody Get Along Here? by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/13/04 11:30:23 PM

I see that I must now become a peacemaker with URC and ARN&R. It is time that this fecal, beastiality, poligomy and incestuous claims from site to site should now be put to bed. Oops, thats what half of that was about, so lets say, be ceased.

Let us offer Olive branches to each other. (Somehow I think both sides will find ways to either beat the other with or they will find interesting ways to use the branches) Anyway, It is time to end this war, holy or unholy, (what makes me think that ARN&R would be wearing holy clothes, not religious holy, hole holy).

You all have something to offer, which is humor. I like Good Humor Ice Cream myself. Anyway, can't we all get along here? This is a big internet, no one needs to read the crap anyone puts out except when names are mentioned and then they need to be rehabbed.

Therefore I am suggesting a halfway house for poor posts of humor. Get in that halfway house and you need to be whipped and pleasured with those Olive Branches. Oops, I take that back also, there would be too many willing to go into that halfway house.

In light of thinking while posting, I say continue with your Holy, Unholy, fight, war, hell, why did you all start this anyway? Continue on gang.

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/14/04 1:40:37 AM

ARnR has insulted me and my friends for TOO LONG.
They don't know who they're dealing with.

What they don't realize is the collective expertise/wisdom that exists right here on this fine site!

They probably think that ALL we HAVE in LIFE is "coaster enthusiasm" - but no, no, no... that's just NOT the case.

SOME of us are ALSO...

TREKKIES!

-The Rev

Get Clubbed - Wild Ones Coaster Club

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/14/04 2:11:36 AM

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

> -The Rev

OH NO, do not give anymore information like that out. This will entirely make our argument even harder to argue. These people want straight ? and narrow people. As narrow as a person can be. They actually think they are Rumsfeld haters while they are so joined at the hip, well, maybe in ways we cannot explain, anyway thats TMI, well these people are sick. :P

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Eric_Gieszl Eric_Gieszl Profile at 5/14/04 2:53:50 AM

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

And you expect that answser to help our cause?

Please have mercy on us now that that is in the open.

Eric

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by MABrider MABrider Profile at 5/14/04 7:35:10 AM

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

> -The Rev

Denny Crane might argue that!
;-)

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Olov at 5/14/04 7:53:05 AM

Now that we have three topics on the exact same matter, should I expect another one?

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/14/04 8:51:10 AM

> Now that we have three topics on the exact same
> matter, should I expect another one?

What, Your not a Trekie?

You should know it's a never ending saga.

Chuck :)

They should be very afraid. by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/14/04 9:07:59 AM

They might not think we can make a difference or hurt them in any way but we can.

We can destroy their credibility, hit em where it counts.

I urge you to join the coalition for enthusiast values and join this boycott.

Tell your friends, Tell other Trekkies, Tell your family and most of all tell your mom what bad boys they are over at http://absolutelyreliable.com/

Whatever you do, do not visit there or you will be corrupted into the dark side.

Rise up against the forces of evil and immaturity!

Chuck, who thought Chillforce was evil, But he's childsplay compared to this.

the Boycott Must End! by Corkscrew_Foley Corkscrew_Foley Profile at 5/14/04 10:24:33 AM

Why do you people insist with this boycott? ARnR are a great bunch of people who haven't done anything wrong... I think they're swell, does anyone agree with me?

C-Screw, anything you can ride, I can ride longer.

Schwarzkopf.coaster.net

Re: the Boycott Must End! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/14/04 11:10:49 AM

> Why do you people insist with this boycott? ARnR
> are a great bunch of people who haven't done
> anything wrong... I think they're swell, does
> anyone agree with me?

> C-Screw, anything you can ride, I can ride
> longer.

Now you must know, Too be able to follow the code this must continue.

It's our right and moreover Patriotic duty to make a stand against this sort of degridation.

Whatever you do, Do not visit www.absolutelyreliable.com
The will warp your mind and make you see things as they want you to and not as they really are.

Chuck, who thinks they are a fair target in the fight to restore unbiast journalism!
;>)~

Re: They should be very afraid. by TheReverend at 5/14/04 11:28:34 AM

> I urge you to join the coalition for enthusiast
> values and join this boycott.

You're RIGHT Chuck. They really have NO idea how MANY LOSERS WE KNOW. In fact, there are many on this site that have a huge influence on another site:

COASTERBUZZ... and we all KNOW how many LOSERS are OVER THERE!!!

Then there's RRC! (I shudder at the thought).

Just the sheer MAGNITUDE of this loop-counting, ert demanding, T-shirt organizing, Trekkie convention chasing, dateless, living with mother, comic-book reading, pimple popping,inhaler-sucking ARMY will OVERWHELM THEM!!

There is NO WAY they'll EVER be able to stand against such a LOSER ONSLAUGHT!!

Rest assured, they deserve it - in fact RIGHT NOW you should SEE what's POSTED on their SITE...

Oh... wait...

I wasn't supposed to go there anymore (woops, I forgot)

Sorry guys

(viva la boycott)
-The Rev

Get Clubbed - Wild Ones Coaster Club

This could become a Crusade!. by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/14/04 1:10:50 PM

Please select the third T shirt from your alphebetized selection in the Letter S and Join us!

Also don't forget to stop by http://www.roddenberry.com/

You'll be glad, you did.

That ARnR site needs Cleansing and only us buffet eating, ert demanding, flatuating loosers can do it.

Chuck taking the brunt of abuse and I think I like it :)

Re: They should be very afraid. by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/14/04 3:08:37 PM

> You're RIGHT Chuck. They really have NO idea how
> MANY LOSERS WE KNOW. In fact, there are many on
> this site that have a huge influence on another
> site:

Thats right, Word of mouth is the strongest form of gathering information and reputation (Like I have any)

> COASTERBUZZ... and we all KNOW how many LOSERS
> are OVER THERE!!!

Hey now, What makes you think their losers are any better than ours? There are some however that could be valueable to the cause :)

> Then there's RRC! (I shudder at the thought).

RRC is respectable, Except for a few ARnR dropout trolls who think it's funny talking to themselves.

> Just the sheer MAGNITUDE of this loop-counting,
> ert demanding, T-shirt organizing, Trekkie
> convention chasing, dateless, living with mother,
> comic-book reading, pimple
> popping,inhaler-sucking ARMY will OVERWHELM
> THEM!!

Army? if all else fails we can just NUKE em.

> There is NO WAY they'll EVER be able to stand
> against such a LOSER ONSLAUGHT!!

Never happen.
The few, The proud, The losers :)

> Rest assured, they deserve it - in fact RIGHT NOW
> you should SEE what's POSTED on their SITE...

I mistakenly clicked that link, I think I should delete it.

> Oh... wait...

> I wasn't supposed to go there anymore (woops, I
> forgot)

> Sorry guys

No need to be sorry, Losers like us make mistakes.

> (viva la boycott)

Or in English, Long live the boycott.

> -The Rev

Chuck

Re: They should be very afraid. by Shooting_Star at 5/14/04 3:54:40 PM

Like all good gravy-gurgling buffet-grazing three-martini-lunch enthusiasts, I make sure to spend my time in line educating the general public around me on the ride they're about to go on, and I know from the glazed expressions they're hanging on my every word. But now, I'm changing my ways. Thanks to my fellow URCer's, I have seen the light and I'll be preaching all about the boycott to those poor uneducated victims, uh, fellow park patrons. When I think about how many thousands (if not millions) of them don't even know Absolutely Reliable exists so they don't know they could be boycotting it, well, it just makes my eyes well up with tears. Or maybe it's riding an SLC that does it.

That evil yet funny site no one here will ever visit again and again and again

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Corkscrew_Foley Corkscrew_Foley Profile at 5/14/04 4:14:01 PM

Chuck, it's too late, they've got me. My mind is now warped... I blame Al for infecting the lot of us. Oh well. there's a Trekkie Convention in town, so I'll see you all later... oh and then off to the comic book convention,and sometime along the way i have to go to LensCrafters to get my coke bottled lenses with its fee accesory... tape on the bridge.

Did I do that?

C-Screw.

Schwarzkopf.coaster.net

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Raven_Rider at 5/14/04 4:21:18 PM

If loving ANR&R is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Have Fun!

Paul Drabek

Negative-G

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/14/04 8:22:21 PM

Thanks for all the support guys. I think Shooting Star has the right idea. We need to spread the word about the evils going on over at "that site". Be sure to tell your friends, family, and complete strangers about the boycott. Let's put 'em out of business! Whadduya say?!!!

Aaron

Whatever you do, don't visit this site.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by AL_W_ at 5/14/04 10:46:07 PM

> As for those who fraternize with ARnR... well...

> Al... (and Moosh)

> We're not friends anymore

Hey! I didn't do nothin'! It was all Moosh's fault.
Stop picking on me or I'll tell my Mom and you'll never sell another video on this site again!

Al

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/14/04 10:54:54 PM

> Hey! I didn't do nothin'! It was all Moosh's
> fault.
> Stop picking on me or I'll tell my Mom and you'll
> never sell another video on this site again!

> Al

There he goes again, blaming someone else :) Al, your mom never paid for the first ones LOL.

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/14/04 11:14:14 PM

I see they have also infected you with that CP virus.

Thats a nasty one, with nary a cure.

I have Rev say a prayer for you and hope for the best.

Chuck, who says Give Troy a kiss for me at the Trekkie Convention.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by AL_W_ at 5/14/04 11:14:55 PM

Al,
> your mom never paid for the first ones LOL.

> Ed

No, but she did agree to endorse them, which could only help sales! ;)

BTW, Ed, watching the last video, she did recognize you as "that guy who breaks everything." LOL

Al W.

Now they are sending a spy in our mist. by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/14/04 11:19:27 PM

Paul, We know your in co-hoots with them,
These guys actually sell cards and calendars exploiting our hobby. over at Negative-g.com
Beware!

Will we stand for this? :)

Chuck, who thinks there is a hole in our front lines. Oh wait, Ed broke it.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/15/04 12:34:44 AM

> BTW, Ed, watching the last video, she did
> recognize you as "that guy who breaks
> everything." LOL

> Al W.

>
Thats a whole lot better than recognizing me as the guy with the big ears.

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by AL_W_ at 5/15/04 1:00:46 AM

> Thats a whole lot better than recognizing me as
> the guy with the big ears.

> Ed

Hell, we ALL do that now! LOL
"Mickey Ed" is a permanent fixture in park lore, thanks to the Rev! (with a little help from his friends... hehehe)

Al

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/15/04 1:59:05 AM

> As for those who fraternize with ARnR... well...

> Al... (and Moosh)

> We're not friends anymore

> Hey! I didn't do nothin'! It was all Moosh's
> fault.
> Stop picking on me or I'll tell my Mom and you'll
> never sell another video on this site again!

lol - you mean, a Coasters n Gravy boycott?
Keep in mind I have less revenue than ARnR (lol)

...but yes, you and Moosh are to blame. You introduced many of us (me) to their site. Moosh tipped'em off. All I did was share my true, candid feelings.

-The Rev

Get Clubbed - Wild Ones Coaster Club

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/15/04 2:01:59 AM

> Thats a whole lot better than recognizing me as
> the guy with the big ears.

> Ed

> Hell, we ALL do that now! LOL
> "Mickey Ed" is a permanent fixture in
> park lore, thanks to the Rev! (with a little help
> from his friends... hehehe)

lol - See, Al's to blame for that too! (Eddie Mouse)
Al's evil
(lol)
-The Rev

> Al

Get Clubbed - Wild Ones Coaster Club

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by AL_W_ at 5/15/04 3:08:45 AM

OK, Rev... It's WAR!
My Mom has decided that the next few weeks in NE will be MISERABLE, weather-wise! LOL
Hope, for your sake, the old girl is wrong!
Al

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Coasterbill420 at 5/15/04 6:56:27 AM

Alright you guys are idiots. As a proud owner of an ARN&R T-Shirt and a daily reader of the web page I have concluded that you people have no life and really need to get laid or something because you could be doing something much better than boycotting a web site that's free and has no pop up ads.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Coasterbill420 at 5/15/04 6:58:26 AM

Oh, and if you don't want anybody to go there maybee you should stop linking to it

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/15/04 11:52:38 AM

CoasterBill: It might not cost any money to visit the site, but it is certainly not "free". The price we pay is the humiliation that some of us receive so that the rest of you can be "entertained". This is a high price indeed. You may love the site now, but wait until your name is dragged through the mud. You won't think it's so funny then. You'll notice when I link to their site I am strictly warning people NOT to go there. I wouldn't want someone to accidentally visit the site and get hooked into their mean-spirited form of "entertainment".

Aaron

Whatever you do, don't visit this site.

Good Point... by MommaBeast MommaBeast Profile at 5/15/04 2:12:23 PM

> Oh, and if you don't want anybody to go there
> maybee you should stop linking to it

I'd never even heard of it til a URC'r posted a link. I didn't know what all the fuss was about....

....then.....

I visited the site. I read through archived articles and found myself laughing hysterically. These guys/gals/?? take the art of lampoonery to a brilliant level.

MommaBeast

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/15/04 3:36:13 PM

> Alright you guys are idiots. As a proud owner of
> an ARN&R T-Shirt and a daily reader of the web
> page I have concluded that you people have no
> life

we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also bowling leagues - what more could one want?

>and really need to get laid or something

what does that mean... "laid"(?)

-The Rev

Get Clubbed - Wild Ones Coaster Club

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/15/04 3:45:00 PM

Are you talking about flying coasters, where you
"lie down." We're still disappointed that we lost Stealth at PGA.

Don't even THINK about going here

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/15/04 3:58:52 PM

I agree with the Rev about having a life. I work around 28 hours a week at the Comic Book store. When I'm not at work, I spend time riding coasters, planning trips to ride coasters, and reading about coasters on the Net. I also have every epidsode of the X-Files on DVD and watch them religiously (and let's be honest, who doesn't love the X-Files?). I have bowling league on Monday night, online coaster chats every Tuesday and Thursday, and on Wednesdays I volunteer at the Boys and Girls clubs to teach disadvantaged youths how to play chess. Weekends are usually busy at my home park (Enchanted Village) where last year I rode Timberhawk over 500 times. According to the park's PR lady this is the current record and I'm not planning on giving it up any time soon. It's not that great of a coaster, but at least I have the record. Last year I rode over 150 different coasters in 22 different states. It sounds to me like someone is jealous.

Aaron

Whatever you do, don't visit this site.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/15/04 4:02:21 PM

I just wanted to give everyone a quick update on the boycott. Since we started this fight for decency, Absolutely Reliable (www.absolutelyreliable.com) has had their readership drop by 30% in 2 days. If we keep fighting they will eventually have no one reading their nonsensical drivel. Keep up the good fight!!!

Aaron

Please. I beg of you, DON"T VISIT THIS SITE!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Shooting_Star at 5/15/04 4:33:10 PM

> (www.absolutelyreliable.com) has had their
> readership drop by 30% in 2 days.

Wow, that must mean three people have quit since this campaign started! Thank goodness including a link to www.absolutelyreliable.com has led to an increase in awareness of the site so more people won't visit it. Now if you'll excuse me, there's 5 pounds of potato salad and gravy in the microwave calling me.

Don't click here or you'll end up there!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Coaster911 at 5/15/04 10:02:29 PM

> we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also
> bowling leagues - what more could one want?

You dweeb! what about stamp collecting!

Kelly

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/15/04 10:05:55 PM

> OK, Rev... It's WAR!
> My Mom has decided that the next few weeks in NE
> will be MISERABLE, weather-wise! LOL
> Hope, for your sake, the old girl is wrong!
> Al

Since you insist on supporting that evil site -
(you know the one: www.absolutelyreliable.com) and since she's your mom - I really can't talk to YOU OR ABOUT your MOM right now. Not until this evil has been dealt with. In fact , I shouldn't even be responding (in accordance with the "code"), to you RIGHT NOW. So, why do I keep going? I don't know.
There's an evil force controlling me - kind've like in one of those X-files episodes that I love so much.
Don't, however, expect me to respond to any more of your posts unless you renounce this site: www.absolutelyreliable.com

Until you quit going to this site (www.absolutelyreliable.com)

...and quit linking URC with this site
(www.absolutelyreliable.com)

I'm not allowed to say anything else to you

-The Rev

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/15/04 10:13:19 PM

> Oh, and if you don't want anybody to go there
> maybee you should stop linking to it

You mean, we should stop linking to THIS site?
www.absolutelyreliable.com

hmm.

I think I see what you're saying

-The Rev

NO MORE LINKS TO THIS SITE!!!!!!

Re: Good Point... by TheReverend at 5/15/04 10:17:15 PM

Mommabeast,
Do you know what "laid" means?

CoasterBill says it's something I should "get" - and I don't understand

-The Rev

Even Mommabeast has been here - but needs to stop going here!!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Coasterbill420 at 5/15/04 10:51:40 PM

The Greatest Site Ever!

For a site that doesn't have no income, You sure Advertise a lot! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/15/04 11:19:51 PM

Now we been accused of promoting the site we dred the most.

I think it's time to take the Boycott to a higher power.

It might even end up on the Drudge report!

Chuck, defender of dweebism and Dorks worldwildones

Re: Good Point... by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/15/04 11:24:45 PM

> I'd never even heard of it til a URC'r posted a
> link. I didn't know what all the fuss was
> about....

The council for ethical enthusiast specifically requested that you should not visit here http://absolutelyreliable.com/ and yet you did anyhow???

> I visited the site. I read through archived
> articles and found myself laughing hysterically.
> These guys/gals/?? take the art of lampoonery to
> a brilliant level.

They make Lampoon look royalty compared to their deceptive and corruptive ways.

> MommaBeast

Resist temptation, Read the good book and support the American way by not ever visiting http://absolutelyreliable.com/ again.

Re: Good Point... by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/15/04 11:30:47 PM

> Mommabeast,
> Do you know what "laid" means?

I think I have lost my mind totally now. Is this a dream, nightmare, the Twilight Zone?

Eric, we are going to have a long talk when you get here.

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by AL_W_ at 5/16/04 12:45:13 AM

> Since you insist on supporting that evil site -
> (you know the one: www.absolutelyreliable.com )
> and since she's your mom - I really can't talk to
> YOU OR ABOUT your MOM right now. Not until this
> evil has been dealt with. In fact , I shouldn't
> even be responding (in accordance with the
> "code"), to you RIGHT NOW. So, why do I
> keep going? I don't know.
> There's an evil force controlling me - kind've
> like in one of those X-files episodes that I love
> so much.

It may be from visiting THIS site too often: www.inverter.btinternet.co.uk/dp.html

> Don't, however, expect me to respond to any more
> of your posts unless you renounce this site:
> www.absolutelyreliable.com Until you quit going
> to this site (www.absolutelyreliable.com)

> ...and quit linking URC with this site
> (www.absolutelyreliable.com)

> I'm not allowed to say anything else to you

> -The Rev

I haven't been to www.absolutelyreliable.com for a coupla days now! I am having some withdrawal probs, but gravy seems to help.

I certainly won't link to www.absolutelyreliable.com ever again! www.absolutelyreliable.com is a naughty place and they probably have never even been to a Hometown Buffet!

Sorry for the harsh words earlier... just a symptom of withdrawing from the evilly addicting www.absolutelyreliable.com

www.absolutelyreliable.com is a bad place!

Al

BAD PLACE! DON'T GO HERE!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/16/04 1:02:22 AM

> we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also
> bowling leagues - what more could one want?

> You dweeb! what about stamp collecting!

> Kelly

I prefer coin collecting

Don't even THINK about going here

Re: Good Point... by AL_W_ at 5/16/04 1:10:23 AM

> Do you know what "laid" means?

> CoasterBill says it's something I should
> "get" - and I don't understand

> -The Rev
>

I think it's one of those pesky ferret-like acronyms that stands for "leisure attire in denim." A suggestion for your upcoming trip, probably.

Al W. <<< feeling better now that I'm

No longer going to this place!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Snoopy at 5/16/04 1:58:07 AM

I only go there so I know what not to think.

Re: Good Point... by MommaBeast MommaBeast Profile at 5/16/04 2:28:06 AM

> Mommabeast,
> Do you know what "laid" means?

Hmmmm, scratchin' my head here, but the only thing that comes to mind is X Flight @ Geauga Lake. One is truly "laid" before the ride commences.

> CoasterBill says it's something I should
> "get" - and I don't understand

I say get thee to G-Lake, then.

M:>)mmaBeast

Re: Good Point... by Shooting_Star at 5/16/04 5:54:08 AM

> Do you know what "laid" means?

Rev, it must have been a typo. I bet he meant "get Plaid". That 70's attire is just so cool you know. Just picture a buffet line of enthusiasts in plaid cargo shorts and park Tees. GQ here we come.

You know, there was a time when www.absolutelyreliable.com was a shining beacon of journalistic integrity. Back in the good old days when they could spell words like "Reverend". Perhaps we should form an outfit with a name like, oh, "The ARNR Preservation Org (Formerly Club)".

Link to the site I don't link to anymore

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Corkscrew_Foley Corkscrew_Foley Profile at 5/16/04 11:24:21 AM

Resist temptation, Read the good book and support the American way by not ever visiting http://absolutelyreliable.com/ again

Chuck, what if you're not American, does that mean that http://absolutelyreliable.com/ has a tendancy to corrupt easier? I'd like to stay, but have to go get my 1901 wooden coin with Ed's head on the coin, then go get my ear medicine, and ready to camp out a year before Star Wars Episode III.

C-Screw.

Schwarzkopf.coaster.net

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Great_Ump Great_Ump Profile at 5/16/04 12:17:53 PM

I find it quite funny that the people complaining and whinning about this particular site, are the same people who cry and complain about everything else.

Build a bridge and get over it already.

Just my two cents.

Great_Ump

Great Ump's webpage

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/16/04 12:48:06 PM

> I find it quite funny that the people complaining
> and whinning about this particular site, are the
> same people who cry and complain about everything
> else.

> Build a bridge and get over it already.

> Just my two cents.

> Great_Ump

Once again, the people who haven't been made fun of on their site can't figure out why we're mad. If they made fun of you for wanting to be an MLB ump (which is a great goal IMHO) you might not feel the same way. Other comedians hate David Spade because he's only funny when he's making fun of other people. That's how we feel about ARnR.

Aaron

Aaron

For the love of God, DON'T GO HERE!!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/16/04 12:52:09 PM

I have started an on-line petition to put an end to ARnR's evil. I encourage all of you to sign the petition. If you haven't been made fun of on ARnR yet, it's only a matter of time before you are. (Especially with ARnR spies lurking on message boards everywhere) Everyone please sign the petition before it's too late.

http://petitionpetition.com/cgi/petition.cgi?id=7033

Thanks for your support,
Aaron

JOIN THE BOYCOTT

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Coaster911 at 5/16/04 8:57:40 PM

> we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also
> bowling leagues - what more could one want?

> You dweeb! what about stamp collecting!

> Kelly

> I prefer coin collecting
>
Yeah, those new state quarters are really neato. Do you alphabetize your coin collection too?

As far as what getting laid means maybe you should try asking THE ANGRY DARENS MULLINS that question, or then again that probably is a bad idea, we are alreadly taking enough heat on this site as it is from those people over at that evil and so tempting site. That is a place I will never go again.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/16/04 9:09:51 PM

> Resist temptation, Read the good book and support
> the American way by not ever visiting
> http://absolutelyreliable.com/ again

> Chuck, what if you're not American, does that
> mean that http://absolutelyreliable.com/ has a
> tendancy to corrupt easier? I'd like to stay, but
> have to go get my 1901 wooden coin with Ed's head
> on the coin, then go get my ear medicine, and
> ready to camp out a year before Star Wars Episode
> III.

> C-Screw.

Yes, Americans can resist easier but I have faith in other counrties to support the boycott, Uphold the Code and support the ECEA (Ethical Coaster Enthusiast Association)

Chuck, who has his underwear in order of purchase.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/17/04 12:20:58 AM

> Yeah, those new state quarters are really neato.
> Do you alphabetize your coin collection too?

yes

> As far as what getting laid means maybe you
> should try asking THE ANGRY DARENS MULLINS that
> question,

that's a good idea - maybe I will the next time I see him. We're tight.

or then again that probably is a bad
> idea, we are alreadly taking enough heat on this
> site as it is from those people over at that evil
> and so tempting site. That is a place I will
> never go again.

I'm very glad to hear you say that

-The Rev

Don't even THINK about going here

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/17/04 12:24:48 AM

> I find it quite funny that the people complaining
> and whinning about this particular site, are the
> same people who cry and complain about everything
> else.

When have I ever complained about anything? - I'm a fun-loving person who just wants to ride coasters, go to trek conventions, bowl, collect coins, watch X- files, and wear plaid without getting made fun of

-The Rev

Don't even THINK about going here

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/17/04 12:36:40 AM

> When have I ever complained about anything? - I'm
> a fun-loving person who just wants to ride
> coasters, go to trek conventions, bowl, collect
> coins, watch X- files, and wear plaid without
> getting made fun of

> -The Rev

Eric, one of your greatest attributes is your never whining. One of your scariest attributes is that you will be coming to the chilly neighborhood if your looking for the Gates of Hell. I may actually start asking State Police for their help in finding it. I will hold out on that until you say your arrival is in a day or two.

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/17/04 1:53:50 AM

> When have I ever complained about anything? - I'm
> a fun-loving person who just wants to ride
> coasters, go to trek conventions, bowl, collect
> coins, watch X- files, and wear plaid without
> getting made fun of

> -The Rev

> Eric, one of your greatest attributes is your
> never whining. One of your scariest attributes is
> that you will be coming to the chilly
> neighborhood if your looking for the Gates of
> Hell. I may actually start asking State Police
> for their help in finding it. I will hold out on
> that until you say your arrival is in a day or
> two.

lol - we need weird New Jersey, but I do hope I can convince the wife and kids of the importance of some of these sights. I'm trying to dig up some genuine cultural/historical significances (or maybe just some shopping malls - lol)
-The Rev

> Ed
>

The Site that turned me into a "newt" before I got better

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Jersey_Joe Jersey_Joe Profile at 5/17/04 6:45:20 AM

> Now that we have three topics on the exact same
> matter, should I expect another one?

> What, Your not a Trekie?

> You should know it's a never ending saga.

> Chuck :)

It's even eclipsed the subject of Magnum's sinking, right?

Joe

ô¿ò

Jersey Joe's Coaster Pages

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Coasterbill420 at 5/18/04 9:36:12 PM

You can get your boycott gear at the ARN&R shop

The Greatest Site Ever!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 5/19/04 11:33:53 PM

> You can get your boycott gear at the ARN&R shop

As much as I love the fact that everyone wants to buy Boycott gear, I can't approve of them buying it from ARnR. Please don't support the site (www.absolutelyreliable.com) in this manner.

Aaron

JOIN THE BOYCOTT

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/20/04 12:28:14 AM

> You can get your boycott gear at the ARN&R shop

> As much as I love the fact that everyone wants to
> buy Boycott gear, I can't approve of them buying
> it from ARnR. Please don't support the site
> (www.absolutelyreliable.com) in this manner.

> Aaron

Aaron, I say we do buy it from them so we can later boycott that as well. I mean if they don't make anything to begin with and then start making money (and your fame) and then they think they are getting abig bankroll, well wouldn't it be better to pull the rug from uderneath them? Just a thought.

Ed
>

Re: So is the ARN&R boycott over? by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 8/18/04 6:16:37 PM

I never got any word from Rev or Aaron as to if we should stop boycotting or not.

Chuck, who's been holding his Don't visit www.absolutelyreliable.com sign out on various streets across America and is getting awefully tired but will keep up the fight if it's still on.

So what is it guys?

Re: So is the ARN&R boycott over? by BoilsTheClown at 11/7/04 10:52:08 AM

Ok now this is B.S. I have been brought into their crap now & I am boycotting as well !!! I don't even know how they got my web address . If I ever find out who posted the review about my site , I promise that they will regret it fully & then it will be to late !! How can you all take this nonsense from them for so long ?

I will get even,
Boils The Clown

> I never got any word from Rev or Aaron as to if
> we should stop boycotting or not.

> Chuck, who's been holding his Don't visit
> www.absolutelyreliable.com sign out on various
> streets across America and is getting awefully
> tired but will keep up the fight if it's still
> on.

> So what is it guys?
>

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 1/27/05 10:48:57 PM

I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R guys turned Republican.

Anyone Else?
Is the Boycott over?

Chuck

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 2/2/05 12:15:15 AM

> I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I
> started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R
> guys turned Republican.

> Anyone Else?
> Is the Boycott over?

> Chuck

I can't believe you brought this thread back - but it's given me a chance to try to get to know Boils better.
-rev

Re: So is the ARN&R boycott over? by TheReverend at 2/2/05 12:16:39 AM

> Ok now this is B.S. I have been brought into their crap now
> & I am boycotting as well !!! I don't even know how
> they got my web address . If I ever find out who posted the
> review about my site , I promise that they will regret it
> fully & then it will be to late !! How can you all take
> this nonsense from them for so long ?

> I will get even,
> Boils The Clown

Hey Boils...
Would you be willing to be in my film documentary?
-rev

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 2/2/05 5:49:12 AM

> I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I
> started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R
> guys turned Republican.

> Anyone Else?
> Is the Boycott over?

> Chuck

> I can't believe you brought this thread back - but it's
> given me a chance to try to get to know Boils better.
> -rev

>

Yup, Ask him if he had anything to do with Pharroh letting the people go?

Chuck

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 2/6/05 4:06:43 PM

Thanks for bringing this post back guys. I forgot how great it was in the good old days to bring down a tyrannical giant like ARnR (www.absolutelyreliable.com). It feels like the 60s again (except I wasn't there at the time). This was one of the funniest threads in URC history and I'm glad I had a part in it.

Aaron (some people are so gullible)

Northwest Theme Park Guide

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by BoilsTheClown at 3/3/05 4:25:30 AM

Hey Boils...
Would you be willing to be in my film documentary?
-rev

Rev ,
Sorry I haven't been here in awhile ! I've been very busy working on new material @ My Fun House !!! :) I will come around here more often if need be. I just want to drop a line & say........" I would be honored to be in your film documentary if it's still on ? " Well , Let me know , Ok ?

Thanx for your time ............

Boils Thy Phrick'n Clown User Submitted Picture

Boils The Clown's Fun House

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 3/5/05 2:48:42 AM

> Hey Boils...
> Would you be willing to be in my film documentary?
> -rev

> Rev ,
> Sorry I haven't been here in awhile ! I've been very busy
> working on new material @ My Fun House !!! :) I will come
> around here more often if need be. I just want to drop a
> line & say........" I would be honored to be in
> your film documentary if it's still on ? " Well , Let
> me know , Ok ?

> Thanx for your time ............

> Boils Thy Phrick'n Clown

YES!

-The Rev

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 3/7/05 1:09:14 PM

> Hey Boils...
> Would you be willing to be in my film documentary?
> -rev

> Rev ,
> Sorry I haven't been here in awhile ! I've been very busy
> working on new material @ My Fun House !!! :) I will come
> around here more often if need be. I just want to drop a
> line & say........" I would be honored to be in
> your film documentary if it's still on ? " Well , Let
> me know , Ok ?

> Thanx for your time ............

> Boils Thy Phrick'n Clown

Will you be at the Fri. night of the Knott's Solace event?
-rev

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by coastnut at 4/4/05 6:11:50 PM

They turned CRAPUBLICAN??? Is NOTHING sacred anymore? Sheesh! Just when I thought there was one tiny island of sanity and intelligence left in this country. At least I live in a blue state (Better dead than RED!)

> I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I
> started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R
> guys turned Republican.

> Anyone Else?
> Is the Boycott over?

> Chuck

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Raven_Rider at 4/5/05 10:18:16 AM

> I know that some of you may occasionally read Absolutely
> Reliable News & Rumors. I'll admit that in the past I
> have as well, but not anymore. It's one thing to insult
> other losers, but when they start dragging my good name
> through the mud, I draw the line. I am asking everyone to
> boycott the hateful, vindictive bottomholes that run this
> atrocious website. No longer will we sit idly by while they
> tarnish the reputation of reputible coaster enthusiasts
> everywhere. The boycott involves not visiting the website,
> not buying any of their merchandise, and not communicating
> with those who do. These guys obviously are not Wild Ones,
> because they don't know the least thing about the "3
> C's" of the code. So, if you stand for truth, honesty,
> integrity, peace, kindness, and the American Way, join with
> me in this boycott of the most foul, hideous website to
> come out since the Paris Hilton video. Who's with me?!!!!!

> Aaron

With a post like this you're just egging them on to rip you a new one. Just laugh about it and move on.

Have Fun

Paul Drabek

> P.S. If I find out who leaked this information to ARnR, I'm
> going to Moosh them something fierce.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Raven_Rider at 4/5/05 10:20:28 AM

> ARnR has insulted me and my friends for TOO LONG.
> They don't know who they're dealing with.

> What they don't realize is the collective expertise/wisdom
> that exists right here on this fine site!

> They probably think that ALL we HAVE in LIFE is
> "coaster enthusiasm" - but no, no, no... that's
> just NOT the case.

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

Hey don't paint us with that stigma. I for one was a Trekkie before I hit puberty. Thankfully that dark period in my life is way behind me. ;-)

Have Fun

Paul Drabek

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by SirWillow SirWillow Profile at 4/5/05 1:40:17 PM

Hehe, Paul, welcome over to URC. Nice to see you branching out a bit.

Just to give you a heads up, check the dates on that original post. It's been around for a while. OH, and be aware, the Rev had a "small" role in it, which should help explain what it's REALLY saying.

Don't worry, they've got me a few times to. :P

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 4/5/05 8:28:17 PM

> check the dates on that
> original post. It's been around for a while.

Just because something's old doesn't mean it's irrelevant (right Ed?). Just like some of the old people on this site, the boycott lives on (right Ed & Mike?). Until ARnR turns from their evil ways, the boycott will never end! In the words of the great Reverend (with 3 E's), "VIVA LA BOYCOTT!"

Aaron, still boycotting http://www.absolutelyreliable.com a year later

Northwest Theme Park Guide

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by MABrider MABrider Profile at 4/5/05 8:41:19 PM

> Just because something's old doesn't mean it's irrelevant
> (right Ed?). Just like some of the old people on this site,
> the boycott lives on (right Ed & Mike?).
> Aaron, still boycotting http://www.absolutelyreliable.com
> a year later

Yep, another year and still kickin'

Mike B.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by chillforce chillforce Profile at 4/5/05 9:34:05 PM

> Just because something's old doesn't mean it's irrelevant
> (right Ed?). Just like some of the old people on this site,
> the boycott lives on (right Ed & Mike?).
> Aaron, still boycotting http://www.absolutelyreliable.com
> > a year later

> Yep, another year and still kickin'

> Mike B.
>
Mike, don't you think that whipper snapper from the NorthWET is getting a bit brassy, now? :P Must be the lack of moisture getting to his brain.

Ed

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 4/7/05 1:52:14 AM

> ARnR has insulted me and my friends for TOO LONG.
> They don't know who they're dealing with.

> What they don't realize is the collective expertise/wisdom
> that exists right here on this fine site!

> They probably think that ALL we HAVE in LIFE is
> "coaster enthusiasm" - but no, no, no... that's
> just NOT the case.

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

> Hey don't paint us with that stigma. I for one was a
> Trekkie before I hit puberty. Thankfully that dark period
> in my life is way behind me. ;-)

> Have Fun

> Paul Drabek

Stigma? Dark?

Are YOU makin' FUN of me TOO?

-rev

Calico: Now Featuring a Public Phone

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 4/7/05 2:00:12 AM

> check the dates on that
> original post. It's been around for a while.

> Just because something's old doesn't mean it's irrelevant
> (right Ed?). Just like some of the old people on this site,
> the boycott lives on (right Ed & Mike?). Until ARnR
> turns from their evil ways, the boycott will never end! In
> the words of the great Reverend (with 3 E's), "VIVA LA
> BOYCOTT!"

> Aaron, still boycotting http://www.absolutelyreliable.com
> a year later

REST ASSURED I'M STILL BOYCOTTING THOSE... THOSE...
THOSE...

THOSE GUYS OVER THERE

-THE REVEREND

Calico: Now Featuring a Public Phone

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 4/7/05 2:04:55 AM

> Hehe, Paul, welcome over to URC. Nice to see you branching
> out a bit.

OH, and be
> aware, the Rev had a "small" role in it, which
> should help explain what it's REALLY saying.

GOSH!

AND WHAT is THAT supposed TO MEAN?

-THE REV

Calico: Now Featuring a Public Phone

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 4/7/05 8:34:34 PM

> GOSH!

> AND WHAT is THAT supposed TO MEAN?

> -THE REV

Poor wittle Wev. He's always being persecuted for no reason.

Aaron

Northwest Theme Park Guide

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 4/15/05 6:30:51 AM

> check the dates on that
> original post. It's been around for a while.

> Just because something's old doesn't mean it's irrelevant
> (right Ed?). Just like some of the old people on this site,
> the boycott lives on (right Ed & Mike?). Until ARnR
> turns from their evil ways, the boycott will never end! In
> the words of the great Reverend (with 3 E's), "VIVA LA
> BOYCOTT!"

> Aaron, still boycotting http://www.absolutelyreliable.com
> > a year later

> REST ASSURED I'M STILL BOYCOTTING THOSE... THOSE...
> THOSE...

> THOSE GUYS OVER THERE

> -THE REVEREND

>

Well it's nice to know this is still happening. Thanks for letting me know, Ya know, News travels slow via the pony express.

We gotta stay organized here at the Union of Real Crazies and your not helping.

Chuck, who went and created a new boycott thread but is still boycotting here too over a year later.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/10/05 10:52:13 PM

> GOSH!

> AND WHAT is THAT supposed TO MEAN?

> -THE REV

> Poor wittle Wev. He's always being persecuted for no
> reason.

> Aaron
>

It's all ARN&R's fault.

PKI and Great wolf resort approved

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by chillforce chillforce Profile at 5/10/05 11:26:03 PM

> It's all ARN&R's fault.
>
I look forward to getting together with these guys on Sunday, at Coney Island.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by AL_W_ at 5/11/05 12:16:34 AM

> Hehe, Paul, welcome over to URC. Nice to see you branching
> out a bit.

> OH, and be
> aware, the Rev had a "small" role in it, which
> should help explain what it's REALLY saying.

> GOSH!

> AND WHAT is THAT supposed TO MEAN?

> -THE REV
>

Eric -
I'm sure there at least 8 1/2 answers to that question!
Al W.

http://workingforchange.com

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 5/11/05 10:00:41 PM

> Hehe, Paul, welcome over to URC. Nice to see you branching
> out a bit.

> OH, and be
> aware, the Rev had a "small" role in it, which
> should help explain what it's REALLY saying.

> GOSH!

> AND WHAT is THAT supposed TO MEAN?

> -THE REV
>

> Eric -
> I'm sure there at least 8 1/2 answers to that question!
> Al W.

When we're at the amusement park, just don't ask me what the
spaceship's for (and vice versa)
-rev

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by AL_W_ at 5/12/05 1:21:07 AM

> Eric -
> I'm sure there at least 8 1/2 answers to that question!
> Al W.

> When we're at the amusement park, just don't ask me what
> the
> spaceship's for (and vice versa)
> -rev

>
YOICKS! I just noticed that about 2/3 of this thread was started about year ago!
Time warp!
Everyone go watch 81/2.
LOL
Al W.

http://workingforchange.com

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/12/05 10:10:15 AM

> Eric -
> I'm sure there at least 8 1/2 answers to that question!
> Al W.

> When we're at the amusement park, just don't ask me what
> the
> spaceship's for (and vice versa)
> -rev

>
> YOICKS! I just noticed that about 2/3 of this thread was
> started about year ago!
> Time warp!
> Everyone go watch 81/2.
> LOL
> Al W.

It's working too, Updates *So Im told* are very rare anymore over there at ARN&R. Seems they can't pick on us no more and theyre running out of things to post.

Soon, Very soon, I see the demise of ARN&R.

Chuck

site not to visit!

The official Boycott ARN&R Flyer is now available here. by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 5/17/05 1:45:25 AM

Print it often and get the word out worldwide. Stop these sick people now!

Official ARN&R Boycott Flyer. Print em by the thousands :) We will WIN!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/7/05 8:01:54 AM

Now they are picking on Katie http://absolutelyreliable.com/2005_06_05_rumorarchive.html#111809395865849609

Someone sent me that link, I didn't look at it but they told me what it said.

Chuck, fighting the good fight against tyranee that is ARN&R

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by katiecoasterfreak at 6/7/05 8:40:50 AM

> Now they are picking on Katie
> http://absolutelyreliable.com/2005_06_05_rumorarchive.html#111809395865849609
> Someone sent me that link, I didn't look at it but they
> told me what it said.

> Chuck, fighting the good fight against tyranee that is
> ARN&R

Boycott is still on the stupid idiots over there. What I think is funny is that post is over a month old. So much for up to date news, from arnr. Boycott the site. If you know what is good for you.

Katie, who is laughing her ass off, that they can't think of something better to do.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by 8BALL1 at 6/7/05 10:03:10 AM

I'm in.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 6/7/05 10:43:37 AM

> Now they are picking on Katie
>
> http://absolutelyreliable.com/2005_06_05_rumorarchive.html#111809395865849609
> > Someone sent me that link, I didn't look at it but
> they
> told me what it said.

> Chuck, fighting the good fight against *tyranny* that is
> ARN&R

> Boycott is still on the stupid idiots over there. What I
> think is funny is that post is over a month old. So much
> for up to date news, from arnr. Boycott the site. If you
> know what is good for you.

> Katie, who is laughing her ass off, that they can't think
> of something better to do.

It's an all-out personal assault on URC! Starting with that Star Wars dork, there have been several attacks on URC posts in a ROW (at least, that's what's been relayed to me from my research consultants - I, myself, wouldn't think of going there).

Fellow URCers. YOU and I will be next unless something is done.

-rev
(*tyranny*)

Help Jack and his Dream

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Fastfly48 Fastfly48 Profile at 6/7/05 10:51:36 AM

> No "ARnR" T-SHIRT for ME!!

Hmmmm...sorry...what's "ARnR"?
I guess it's some other rollercoaster club site forum thingy?
Oh yeah and:
Hmmmm...sorry...what's the C code thingy?

From a newbe...with an empty head.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by 8BALL1 at 6/7/05 12:31:34 PM

> No "ARnR" T-SHIRT for ME!!

> Hmmmm...sorry...what's "ARnR"?
> I guess it's some other rollercoaster club site forum
> thingy?
> Oh yeah and:
> Hmmmm...sorry...what's the C code thingy?

> From a newbe...with an empty head.

I was just a newbe too. ARnR is Absolutely Reliable News or something. This forum has been boycotting it for a year. The guy that keeps bugging us has a thousand different names, all having to do with Star Wars. He lives his life to annoy us. But he is probably just some 30 year old guy still living with his mom.

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by MABrider MABrider Profile at 6/7/05 12:44:19 PM

> I was just a newbe too. ARnR is Absolutely Reliable News or
> something. This forum has been boycotting it for a year.
> The guy that keeps bugging us has a thousand different
> names, all having to do with Star Wars. He lives his life
> to annoy us. But he is probably just some 30 year old guy
> still living with his mom.

He he he he.
Gotta love it, especially the mom part!

Mike B. (wondering how this will be interpreted)

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/7/05 2:27:15 PM

> I was just a newbe too. ARnR is Absolutely Reliable News or
> something. This forum has been boycotting it for a year.
> The guy that keeps bugging us has a thousand different
> names, all having to do with Star Wars. He lives his life
> to annoy us. But he is probably just some 30 year old guy
> still living with his mom.

> He he he he.
> Gotta love it, especially the mom part!

> Mike B. (wondering how this will be interpreted)
>

The site is www.absolutelyreliable.com Don't visit it though. They are evil and hate us God fearing good people. They pick on anyone they can, Rev's, Dork's, Katie's you name it.

They are so far behind the times, (So Im told) that they have a backlog of things they are gonna hit us with. They haven't even picked up on States Showcase Funpark yet which is over a month old now. They truelly suck.

Chuck, glad they haven't picked on me in a few months. *So Im told*

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/7/05 2:29:36 PM

> Now they are picking on Katie
>
> http://absolutelyreliable.com/2005_06_05_rumorarchive.html#111809395865849609
> > Someone sent me that link, I didn't look at it but
> they
> told me what it said.

> Chuck, fighting the good fight against tyranee that is
> ARN&R

> Boycott is still on the stupid idiots over there. What I
> think is funny is that post is over a month old. So much
> for up to date news, from arnr. Boycott the site. If you
> know what is good for you.

> Katie, who is laughing her ass off, that they can't think
> of something better to do.

Katie, You didn't visit did you? Tell me someone told you about it. Remember, Only by not visiting ARN&R can we defeat them.

Chuck, calling out the trolls of all amuesments.

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/7/05 2:30:49 PM

> I'm in.

Glad to have you, The armys of Light will win over the Dark Lord and also ARN&R.

Welcome 8 Ball and keep up the good fight.

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by 8BALL8 at 6/7/05 3:08:28 PM

> Glad to have you, The armys of Light will win over the Dark
> Lord and also ARN&R.

> Welcome 8 Ball and keep up the good fight.
>
Thank you, the darkside will never prevail(I just changed my name to 8BALL8)

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CP_Fan_in_Texas CP_Fan_in_Texas Profile at 6/7/05 7:34:52 PM

> Now they are picking on Katie
> http://absolutelyreliable.com/2005_06_05_rumorarchive.html#111809395865849609
> Someone sent me that link, I didn't look at it but they
> told me what it said.

> Chuck, fighting the good fight against tyranee that is
> ARN&R

Woo Hooo Katie's made it now, she's famous ! !

You're not a true EmGee until Them at ARnR picks on you.

All Bow to Katie....... ;-)

-Gary

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by katiecoasterfreak at 6/7/05 7:42:11 PM

> Now they are picking on Katie
>
> http://absolutelyreliable.com/2005_06_05_rumorarchive.html#111809395865849609
> > Someone sent me that link, I didn't look at it but
> they
> told me what it said.

> Chuck, fighting the good fight against tyranee that is
> ARN&R

> Woo Hooo Katie's made it now, she's famous ! !

> You're not a true EmGee until Them at ARnR picks on you.

> All Bow to Katie....... ;-)

> -Gary

>

LMFAO Thanks Gary. But nah, I think they are a bunch of idiots! And no Chuck I didn't visit the site, I made sure my un-disclosed source did that for me. That person tells me everything from every site I visit! LOL!

Katie

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 6/7/05 8:43:13 PM

> No "ARnR" T-SHIRT for ME!!

> Hmmmm...sorry...what's "ARnR"?
> I guess it's some other rollercoaster club site forum
> thingy?

I could go into great detail about what ARNR is, but if I did, I'd need to wash and scrub my mouth out with such an intensity that my tongue would begin to bleed.

Lately I've attempted to exert every ounce of my being to not even THINK about...

um...

whatever it was we were discussing (thankfully, I forgot).

> Oh yeah and:
> Hmmmm...sorry...what's the C code thingy?

Now THAT I'm MORE than willing to address. The "3 C's" is the code valued by the Wild Ones Coaster club: Courtesy, Congeniality, and... (I always forget the 3rd one - oh well).
In general, the WILD ONES are the ANTITHESIS of what you'll find with the rude n lude-nessess of the aforementioned un-American "ones" who will from here on NOT be mentioned by NAME.

When you go with Wild Ones, you get Quality Clubbage at moderate prices. Get Clubbed, and Go Wild*

(*This message has been approved by the Wild Ones Coaster Club of the Pacific Northwest. Any duplication of this announcement is allowed/encouraged because of the friendly, true, American spirit which permeates thee WILD ONES. W.O. is affiliated with Coasters n Gravy Productions - c. 2005)

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 6/7/05 11:35:25 PM

> Now THAT I'm MORE than willing to address. The "3
> C's" is the code valued by the Wild Ones Coaster club:
> Courtesy, Congeniality, and... (I always forget the 3rd one
> - oh well).
> In general, the WILD ONES are the ANTITHESIS of what you'll
> find with the rude n lude-nessess of the aforementioned
> un-American "ones" who will from here on NOT be
> mentioned by NAME.

> When you go with Wild Ones, you get Quality Clubbage at
> moderate prices. Get Clubbed, and Go Wild*

> (*This message has been approved by the Wild Ones Coaster
> Club of the Pacific Northwest. Any duplication of this
> announcement is allowed/encouraged because of the friendly,
> true, American spirit which permeates thee WILD ONES. W.O.
> is affiliated with Coasters n Gravy Productions - c. 2005)

What a great post Rev! This really describes what the Wild Ones are all about. Thanks for reminding us all what being a coaster dork, I mean enthusiast, is really all about.

Aaron, proud to be affiliated with CnG Productions

Northwest Theme Park Guide

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by TheReverend at 6/8/05 12:13:39 AM

> In general, the WILD ONES are the ANTITHESIS of what you'll
> find with the rude n lude-nessess of the aforementioned
> un-American "ones" who will from here on NOT be
> mentioned by NAME.

> When you go with Wild Ones, you get Quality Clubbage at
> moderate prices. Get Clubbed, and Go Wild*

> (*This message has been approved by the Wild Ones Coaster
> Club of the Pacific Northwest. Any duplication of this
> announcement is allowed/encouraged because of the friendly,
> true, American spirit which permeates thee WILD ONES. W.O.
> is affiliated with Coasters n Gravy Productions - c. 2005)

> What a great post Rev! This really describes what the Wild
> Ones are all about. Thanks for reminding us all what being
> a coaster dork, I mean enthusiast, is really all about.

> Aaron, proud to be affiliated with CnG Productions

Thanks. I misspelled something, though. "Rudeness and Ludeness" should've been spelled "Rewdness and Lewdness." That doesn't change the spirit of the post, though.

-rev
(btw - what IS the 3rd "c" anyway?)

Help Jack and his Dream

Re: Now it's Link by TheReverend at 6/8/05 2:11:50 AM

I tried to warn everyone but do you take me seriously? No.
Now they're going after our friend Link. Link!

Personally, I like the idea of the stand-up wood coaster - but NOT arnr - NO WAY.

URC Americans, this is a planned, sytematic attempt to destroy,
(methodically) each and every reputation of the people on this fine site. You THINK it's not an issue until.... (like Nazi Germany - yeah) until they come for YOU.

The injustice of this is deplorable. With a whole WORLD WIDE WEB full of coaster losers - there's NO reason for THIS ONE - for US - to have to be the CONTINUAL target.

Having grown up listening to Twisted Sister,
I, for one, am NOT going to TAKE IT.

I'm of the opinion, that the URC "CASTLE" is under seige, and it's HIGH time to FILL the catipults (sp?) with anything/everything that we have sittin' around.

I recommend we STUFF the catipults with:

TV dinners, ten years worth of ACE magazine collections, barnyard animals, theme park cups of assorted types, bowling balls, greasy chicken bones, stacks of dusty coaster videos/dvds, Def Leppard Records, half-eaten sides of beef, and chunks of wood and steel from coaster event raffles - and
THEN...

let -er RIP.

SOMEhow they HAVE to learn that WE'RE the WRONG LOSERS to be
MESSIN' WITH

-REV-olting

Launch Stuffage at this Target

Re: Now it's Link by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/8/05 2:40:58 AM

> I tried to warn everyone but do you take me seriously? No.
> Now they're going after our friend Link. Link!

> Personally, I like the idea of the stand-up wood coaster -
> but NOT arnr - NO WAY.

> URC Americans, this is a planned, sytematic attempt to
> destroy,
> (methodically) each and every reputation of the people on
> this fine site. You THINK it's not an issue until.... (like
> Nazi Germany - yeah) until they come for YOU.

> The injustice of this is deplorable. With a whole WORLD
> WIDE WEB full of coaster losers - there's NO reason for
> THIS ONE - for US - to have to be the CONTINUAL target.

> Having grown up listening to Twisted Sister,
> I, for one, am NOT going to TAKE IT.

> I'm of the opinion, that the URC "CASTLE" is
> under seige, and it's HIGH time to FILL the catipults (sp?)
> with anything/everything that we have sittin' around.

> I recommend we STUFF the catipults with:

> TV dinners, ten years worth of ACE magazine collections,
> barnyard animals, theme park cups of assorted types,
> bowling balls, greasy chicken bones, stacks of dusty
> coaster videos/dvds, Def Leppard Records, half-eaten sides
> of beef, and chunks of wood and steel from coaster event
> raffles - and
> THEN...

> let -er RIP.

> SOMEhow they HAVE to learn that WE'RE the WRONG LOSERS to
> be
> MESSIN' WITH

> -REV-olting

Rev, You forgot a complete box set of Star Trek in your stuffage.

Chuck, Who wonders why they can't go pick on a site like State Showcase and leave us alone.

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/8/05 2:42:09 AM

> Glad to have you, The armys of Light will win over the Dark
> Lord and also ARN&R.

> Welcome 8 Ball and keep up the good fight.
>
> Thank you, the darkside will never prevail(I just changed
> my name to 8BALL8)
>

Thats better :)

The forces of Good will always win.

Chuck, thinking URC is good.

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Now it's Link by TheReverend at 6/8/05 2:50:06 AM

> Rev, You forgot a complete box set of Star Trek in your
> stuffage.

I don't know if I'm ready to part with that yet. I would use these ceramic rocks from the actual Star Trek "set" - but no way I'm willing to waste this on them

> Chuck, Who wonders why they can't go pick on a site like
> State Showcase and leave us alone.

If they go after Jackm, I'll be even more mad.

-rev

Launch Stuffage at this Target

Re: Now it's Link by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/8/05 3:08:42 AM

> Rev, You forgot a complete box set of Star Trek in your
> stuffage.

> I don't know if I'm ready to part with that yet. I would
> use these ceramic rocks from the actual Star Trek
> "set" - but no way I'm willing to waste this on
> them

> Chuck, Who wonders why they can't go pick on a site like
> State Showcase and leave us alone.

> If they go after Jackm, I'll be even more mad.

> -rev
>

Ok then, The complete Star Wars 6 feature set including extra woodie footage?

Chuck, who would also be mad if the attacked JackM His park is gonna rock.

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Now it's Link by Link Link Profile at 6/8/05 5:57:28 AM

> I tried to warn everyone but do you take me seriously? No.
> Now they're going after our friend Link. Link!

> Personally, I like the idea of the stand-up wood coaster -
> but NOT arnr - NO WAY.

I appreciate your kind sentiments. (?) And rest assured that my topic was not an ulterior suggestion for population control.

Be it known, my friends of dubious distinction or otherwise, that I am more than capable of weathering such libelous shenanigans. Besides, I've been made fun of by much better people than these guys!

......wait, that doesn't sound right......

--Link, who wonders just how far stranded outside all this inside joking he really is.

Re: Now it's Link by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 6/8/05 7:15:42 AM

> I tried to warn everyone but do you take me seriously? No.
> Now they're going after our friend Link. Link!

> Personally, I like the idea of the stand-up wood coaster -
> but NOT arnr - NO WAY.

> I appreciate your kind sentiments. (?) And rest assured
> that my topic was not an ulterior suggestion for population
> control.

> Be it known, my friends of dubious distinction or
> otherwise, that I am more than capable of weathering such
> libelous shenanigans. Besides, I've been made fun of by
> much better people than these guys!

> ......wait, that doesn't sound right......

> --Link, who wonders just how far stranded outside all this
> inside joking he really is.

Dubious distinction? Is that some kind of High Class Joint?

Chuck, Confussed, Nungester

State Showcase Funpark opening soon Check it out!

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by MABrider MABrider Profile at 6/8/05 7:20:33 AM

> -rev
> (btw - what IS the 3rd "c" anyway?)

Mayhaps its "Coasters"...?

Mike B.

State Of The Boycott Address by WildOne at 2/4/07 3:02:19 PM

I just wanted to update everyone that the boycott of Absolutely Reliable is still going strong. While they continue to get plenty of readers to their horrid site, we are staying the course in our attempt to defeat them.

Aaron

AAARNR

Re: State Of The Boycott Address by CoasterFanatic CoasterFanatic Profile at 2/4/07 9:13:00 PM

> I just wanted to update everyone that the boycott of
> Absolutely Reliable is still going strong. While they
> continue to get plenty of readers to their horrid site, we
> are staying the course in our attempt to defeat them.

> Aaron

We're winning! Whoever the one loan guy they have left is. He stinks!

Chuck

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by WildOne at 2/26/07 6:46:19 PM

We really are winning Chuck. And the site really is horrible now. They never even update it and when they do is just making fun of homeless people or something stupid like that.

For anyone interested we have extended the Boycott to include Theme Park Review and the Alveys as well. I'm sure plenty of you already Boycott them.

Aaron

Americans Against Absolutely Reliable New and Rumors and Theme Park Review

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by MABrider MABrider Profile at 2/27/07 7:02:57 AM

> We really are winning Chuck. And the site really is
> horrible now. They never even update it and when they do is
> just making fun of homeless people or something stupid like
> that.
> Aaron

Hey, Aaron,
If you know all that, it means you have visited ARNR recently.
Ya call that a boycott?!
Sheesh.
;-)

Mike B. (acknowledging risk of Wild Ones revocation)

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by LoneStar LoneStar Profile at 2/27/07 7:56:05 AM

> We really are winning Chuck. And the site really is
> horrible now. They never even update it and when they do is
> just making fun of homeless people or something stupid like
> that.

> For anyone interested we have extended the Boycott to
> include Theme Park Review and the Alveys as well. I'm sure
> plenty of you already Boycott them.

> Aaron

What's the problem with the Alveys?

- Pat-O

Re: Time For An Absolutely Reliable Boycott!!!!! by Corkscrew_Foley Corkscrew_Foley Profile at 3/1/07 8:13:28 AM

> We really are winning Chuck. And the site really is
> horrible now. They never even update it and when they do is
> just making fun of homeless people or something stupid like
> that.

> For anyone interested we have extended the Boycott to
> include Theme Park Review and the Alveys as well. I'm sure
> plenty of you already Boycott them.

> Aaron

> What's the problem with the Alveys?

> - Pat-O
>
Nothing's wrong with the Alveys! they're good-natured humorists who follow the rules of riding. Join me and help bring down URC, viva ARNR!

Tim.