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Random Updates...

Masher

Posted:
4/1/00 at
5:07:40 PM

A couple of these doozies appear to have an air of truth....

1. marthastewart.com

The popular woman's site is adding a hotlink to URC under the title "What I do when I let my hair down."

2. Werner Stengle and Togo merge.

Their new slogan is: When nothing less than a well engineered submarine sandwhich will do.

3. Brain damage?

In the weirdest one of the new month; It is reported that otherwise normal law abiding citizens are, for no apparent reason, tilting at the waist, raising their hands and yelling at the top of their lungs on commuter trains around the country.

When questioned on their odd behavoir they mumble jibberish about NAPHA polls, OTSR, single train operation and greasy food. All of the above have been linked to Amusement parks by various non scientific studies.

Only one cure has been found, a triple shot on the Windjammer. The article ends by speculating that Windjammer will indeed by relocating to the Mao Clinic late spring 2000.

4. The Dick Clark of Coasters, your out of here!

One anonomous poster on URC reports comparing a coaster to Dick Clark in a particulary viscious post. It was promptly viewed as obscene by the moderator's software. As a just reward he was banned from the site for life.

Poster promises to substitute the words "Fabio Goose" for Dick Clark and is rewarded with a new lease on life.

5. Fire Mountain project replaced by a B&M Dive machine.

For what its worth a #5 sounds like a bunch of BS:)

Great Update "Mao Clinic or bust" NM by Coaster Booster at 4/1/00 6:56:59 PM

> A couple of these doozies appear to have an
> air of truth.... 1. marthastewart.com The
> popular woman's site is adding a hotlink to
> URC under the title "What I do when I
> let my hair down." 2. Werner Stengle
> and Togo merge. Their new slogan is: When
> nothing less than a well engineered
> submarine sandwhich will do. 3. Brain
> damage? In the weirdest one of the new
> month; It is reported that otherwise normal
> law abiding citizens are, for no apparent
> reason, tilting at the waist, raising their
> hands and yelling at the top of their lungs
> on commuter trains around the country. When
> questioned on their odd behavoir they mumble
> jibberish about NAPHA polls, OTSR, single
> train operation and greasy food. All of the
> above have been linked to Amusement parks by
> various non scientific studies. Only one
> cure has been found, a triple shot on the
> Windjammer. The article ends by speculating
> that Windjammer will indeed by relocating to
> the Mao Clinic late spring 2000. 4. The
> Dick Clark of Coasters, your out of here!
> One anonomous poster on URC reports
> comparing a coaster to Dick Clark in a
> particulary viscious post. It was promptly
> viewed as obscene by the moderator's
> software. As a just reward he was banned
> from the site for life. Poster promises to
> substitute the words "Fabio Goose"
> for Dick Clark and is rewarded with a new
> lease on life. 5. Fire Mountain project
> replaced by a B&M Dive machine. For what
> its worth a #5 sounds like a bunch of BS:)