The Annual d_n_s_u Carol Concert

A thrash band called Destroy Destroy Destroy leave the stage to rapturous applause, whistles and screams and MC walks on

OK...now I want you to put your hands together for a guy who has been doing his thing this time of year every year for the last 12 years or so..Ladies and gentlemen I give you

dO_nOT_ sTAND_ uP

(audience go quiet and sit down)

d_n_s_u walks over to mike and begins to sing:

The holly and the ivy,
When they are both full grown
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown
O the rising of the sun
And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ
Sweet singing of the choir

The holly bears a blossom
As white as lily flower
And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ
To be our sweet Saviour
O the rising of the sun
And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ
Sweet singing of the choir

d_n_s_u finishes and duly bows.

(No applause..audience is silent)

MC walks back on stage:

.......er...right..thanks.............here's Anthrax..