Every day in this country where I live I run the risk of being arrested.
You see in England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day and I don't.
It's just one law that still exists amongst many, many crazy laws..
If any of you from across the pond wish to visit this fair isle, take heed...
In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.
Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
Still it could be worse..
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than three pounds.
In Logan County Colarado it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
How come that in Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get?
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
It goes on and on and on...
Take care out there!