Thoughts on the coverage of the THORPE PARK preview

So it's the annual pass preview weekend
On THORPE PARK the geeks on mass descend
Not for me, I'll stay at home my friend
Facebook showcasing the drama to the bitter end

Check-ins, likes and tweets are keen
Taking over my computer screen
I'm not ever there but the picture is clean
Moaning and groaning Merlin are so mean

Geeks are grumbling, it's fever pitch
These previews never seem to go without a hitch
There's always some technical glitch
Clientele so rough it makes me itch

For the new ride there's a two hour queue
Telling me on facebook their point of view
Already posting their poor review
Yet when it comes to it, they still renew

There's no other choice, it's all so tragic
No alternative, so bend over for the magic

They scream, should this service be this appalling?
I'm not renewing my pass
I shouldn't have to pay to park how else will I get in?
I'm not renewing my pass
Preview weekend these queues should be shorter?
I'm not renewing my pass
Rides should run in the rain it's only a bit of water ?
I'm not renewing my pass

Yeah right, Who you trying to kid?
Your fascination is almost morbid
My advice, actually have the balls to get rid
And book yourselves on a flight to Madrid

To the geeks, you've got yourselves to blame
For continuing to play the pass renewal game
I have no sympathy for your own shame
So suck the wizard's wand and don't complain