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The Annual d_n_s_u Carol Concert

d_n_s_u

Posted:
12/11/10 at
3:28:09 AM

MC: "Ladies and gents, boys and girls. Unfortunately Kings of Leon couldn't make it today so please put your hands together for d_n_s_u and his annual one song carol concert."

No applause.

d_n_s_u walks up to the mike stares at the thousands in the audience and begins to sing:

In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron, water like a stone;
Snow had fallen, snow on snow, snow on snow,
In the bleak midwinter, long ago.

Our God, heaven cannot hold Him, nor earth sustain;
Heaven and earth shall flee away when He comes to reign.
In the bleak midwinter a stable place sufficed
The Lord God Almighty, Jesus Christ.

Enough for Him, Whom cherubim, worship night and day,
Breastful of milk, and a mangerful of hay;
Enough for Him, Whom angels fall before,
The ox and ass and camel which adore.

Angels and archangels may have gathered there,
Cherubim and seraphim thronged the air;
But His mother only, in her maiden bliss,
Worshipped the beloved with a kiss.

What can I give Him, poor as I am?
If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb;
If I were a Wise Man, I would do my part;
Yet what I can I give Him: give my heart.

........No reaction at all from the thousands in the audience for what must have been one whole minute. Just silence. Complete silence.

d_n_s_u stared at the crowd and the crowd just stared back.

d_n_s_u then hears someone at the very back of the crowd shout out in a muffled voice:

"Sing sex on fire."

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Re: The Annual d_n_s_u Carol Concert by Graeme

at 12/12/10 4:58:53 PM

(Walks on stage. Music plays.)

She’s into Gravity Group
GCI and B&M
I’ve got the inside scoop
The UK will get none of them

She’s into Anton Schwarzkopf
Vekoma and Intamin
She’s into Custom Coasters
And the cast-offs at Grevin

(Ladies and gentlemen, joining me for this duet, Mr Ricky Martin!)

She’ll make you buy a poncho and ride Thirteen in the rain
She’ll make you ride Colossus
And she’ll cause you so much pain
Like Pinfari to the brain

Upside upside-down
She’s livin’ la vida coaster
She’ll push and pull you down
Livin’ la vida coaster

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Re: The Annual d_n_s_u Carol Concert by the_winged_beast

at 12/18/10 6:36:46 PM

walks on stage and slips on the grease that has dripped off Ricky Martin's chest
gets up, slightly embarrassed . . clears throat . . "HIT IT . . .

Just a geeky girl
Living in a quiet park scene
She took the next coaster goin’ in anywhere

Just a credit whore boy
Born and raised on a season pass
He took the next coaster goin’ in anywhere

A stingray in deepest China
The smell of weed and the S&S designer
For a charge they can skip the queue
It goes on and on and on and on

Enthusiasts waiting
All around the internet
For the parks to do something for us write
URC people
Lurking in the shadows
Hiding something for us write

Trying hard to find an intamin that’s good
Everybody wants a big wood
Riding anything to get the count up just one more time

Krake will dive, X-raptor will fly
Twister will make your brain cry
Oh, the single rider queue never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Enthusiasts waiting
All around the internet
For the parks to do something for us write
URC people
Lurking in the shadows
Hiding something for us write

Don't stop reading
Keep on trip reporting
URC people

Don't stop grieving
Moan on
URC people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
URC people

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